So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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