OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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