My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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