Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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