yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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