So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
