But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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