You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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