Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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