are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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