i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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