Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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