PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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