11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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