But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I did not marry a roomba.
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