Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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