He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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