I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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