I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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