More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
