You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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