They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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