Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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