imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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