Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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