Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Floor bacon is actually really good
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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