I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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