Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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