Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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