White coat. Heels.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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