fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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