OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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