I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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