Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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