so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i dont even know how to be here
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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