I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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