North Korea, Best Korea!
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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