pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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