She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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