i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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