I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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