But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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