You can't motorboat a personality
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
This toilet bowl is my home.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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