I must be too annoying 4 u.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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