so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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