things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
wow bdsm is so cute
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