Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I am mentally ready for anal.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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