its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Randomize
