I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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