That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
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go home
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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